Witty Mood-Setting T-Shirt

Let your tee do the talking—and set expectations early. The front reads: “I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.” Arranged in bold, color-blocked lines that glow in orange, sun-washed yellow, and teal, it stands out on either deep black or leafy green like the photos show.

You’ll appreciate the breathable ease of 100% Airlume cotton and the quality finishing: side seams for structure, a flexible ribbed collar, and shoulder taping to keep seams strong. The lightweight jersey feels great from first wear and only gets better with time.

Dress it up with a blazer for playful contrast or keep it off-duty with jeans and sneakers. However you style it, the graphic print is vibrant and long-wearing, so the punchline stays punchy.

Perfect for gifting to the sarcasm scholar in your life—or to yourself for instant everyday levity.

Care: Cold wash, non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry low, medium iron if needed, no dryclean.