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Soy Candle — “I Drank Hose Water and Survived Off Streetlight Curfews” (9oz)
The perfect gift for real-life chaos, not Pinterest perfection.
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$18.78 USD
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$18.78 USD
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Details & Description
Hand-poured 9oz soy candle in a reusable glass jar, scented with thoughtfully blended essential oils and phthalate-free fragrance. Each candle burns cleanly for 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick, filling small rooms with layered notes like Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and more. The glossy permanent label sits on a simple, modern jar that becomes a keepsake once the wax is gone — rinse and repurpose as a votive, storage jar, or tiny planter. Made in the USA from globally sourced parts, this candle brings warm light and carefully crafted aroma to quiet evenings, seasonal gatherings, and slow mornings.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Choice of 12 fragrances including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- 50–60 hour burn time with a 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant
- 9oz jar (2.8" × 3.5") with glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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Why you’ll love Soy Candle — “I Drank Hose Water and Survived Off Streetlight Curfews” (9oz)
- Made for busy humans who want comfy, everyday style without trying too hard.
- Easy to gift for birthdays, holidays, or “you survived this week” celebrations.
- Pairs perfectly with leggings, messy buns, airport days, or bleacher life.
Looking for a unique gift for someone who already has everything? Soy Candle — “I Drank Hose Water and Survived Off Streetlight Curfews” (9oz) is a go-to pick for friends, family, teammates, or coworkers who live in organized chaos and still want to look put together.
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