I Drank Hose Water Tee — Funny Urban Survival Graphic T‑Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight, responsibly made cotton tee with a bold, streetwise message printed across the chest. The shirt’s clean crew neckline and retail fit make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. The black, high-contrast text sits in a centered block that reads like a candid confession — raw, nostalgic, and a little mischievous. Built with ribbed collar support, shoulder tape and side seams for lasting shape, this tee feels broken-in from the first wear while staying breathable and comfortable through long days and late nights. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort - Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Side seams provide structural support and a lasting retail fit - Bold chest print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant lettering; sleeve and neck prints follow similar printing techniques - Tear-away label, REACH certified, made under humane factory standards (Bella+Canvas sourcing) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean