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"Tis the Season To Avoid Me" Sarcastic Graphic Hoodie
The perfect gift for real-life chaos, not Pinterest perfection.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Meet the holiday hoodie for people who are festive-ish but still deeply… done. The “’Tis the Season To Avoid Me” Cozy Minimalist Hoodie is your new uniform for chaotic shopping trips, family gatherings you didn’t consent to, and every moment you’d rather be left alone with your caffeine and coping skills.
Crafted with soft fleece and a relaxed, unisex fit, this hoodie gives peak “don’t talk to me” energy while still looking cute, clean, and intentionally minimalist. The simple, bold graphic makes it perfect for layering, gifting, or wearing while pretending you didn’t hear anyone calling your name for the 7th time.
Whether you're a burnt-out mom, a professional avoider, or someone who just wants a holiday hoodie that doesn’t scream I tried too hard—this one is for you.
🌟 Features
- Premium soft fleece interior
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Minimalist graphic for a modern, clean aesthetic
- Perfect for cold-weather errands, school pick-ups, and seasonal social avoidance
- Designed for 30–40+ crowd who love sarcasm, comfort, and boundaries
- Runs true to size — size up for oversized “leave me alone” vibes
🎁 Perfect For
- Tired moms
- Sarcastic friends
- Holiday introverts
- White elephant gifts
- Anyone who’s reached their emotional capacity for the year
Why you’ll love "Tis the Season To Avoid Me" Sarcastic Graphic Hoodie
- Made for busy humans who want comfy, everyday style without trying too hard.
- Easy to gift for birthdays, holidays, or “you survived this week” celebrations.
- Pairs perfectly with leggings, messy buns, airport days, or bleacher life.
Looking for a unique gift for someone who already has everything? "Tis the Season To Avoid Me" Sarcastic Graphic Hoodie is a go-to pick for friends, family, teammates, or coworkers who live in organized chaos and still want to look put together.
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