{"product_id":"menopause-god-s-way-of-saying-try-me-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Menopause: God’s Way of Saying “Try Me” Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"A sumptuously soft velveteen plush blanket designed to be wrapped around moments of quiet, laughter, and honest conversation. The blanket’s plush face holds a subtly printed message about menopause in a light, understated tone, so it reads like a private joke shared between friends. The medium-heavy fabric drapes warmly without feeling bulky, and the double-needle topstitching keeps the edges neat through repeated use. Lightweight enough to tuck over your knees on the couch yet substantial enough for cool evenings, it’s a comforting companion for those evenings of tea, chats, or midwinter movies.\n\nProduct features\n- Plush velveteen surface with high-detail one-sided print\n- Medium-heavy weight (approx. 300 g\/m²) — warm but not bulky\n- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option) for shape retention and quick drying\n- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\n- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":52515947938108,"sku":"87953706954292654009","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":52515947970876,"sku":"27340032107750048454","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":52515948003644,"sku":"17209683538068707965","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/5083\/3980\/files\/7910217082964709105_2048.jpg?v=1764447573","url":"https:\/\/hotmesshangar.com\/products\/menopause-god-s-way-of-saying-try-me-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Hot Mess Hangar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}